Hi!  It’s your dedicated and generous Warehouse Manager, Xavier Zuniga.  As I promised, I am continuing my journey through the land of Double Scorpio branded cleaners.  Double Scorpio has a very loyal fan base that keeps us headed back to the distributor for more and more product so we can continue to meet demand.  A plus for you the customer is that our high turnover means that the Double Scorpio product you buy from us is the freshest it can be.

Next up in my testing schedule was Double Scorpio Pumpkin Spice Latte.  This is the seasonal entry by Double Scorpio and it is a very limited edition.  We will pick up what we can but when it is gone after the holidays then it is gone until next season.  If you are even remotely curious about a Pumpkin Spice Latte scented cleaner you would do well to purchase now.

OK, I’m just going to say it: Who wants their poppers to smell like an expensive coffee drink?  Well, Neal loves both the drink and the poppers, so there is one, but what would they really be like?  First off, the scent is subtle so you won’t be overwhelmed and the up thinking of Grandma’s Pumpkin Pie (because,  you know, who wants that image while cleaning?).

Other than the mildly pleasant scent, the experience of Double Scorpio Pumpkin Spice Latte was familiar based on my experience of the other cleaners in the brand.  There was not a perceptible ramp up; instead you just arrive at exactly the point that is most effective.  It is a subtle ride getting there but the destination is the same place.  It seems to me that other brands take a harsher route.

You can buy Double Scorpio products cheaper elsewhere but you do so at your own risk.  Remember, EVERYTHING can and will be counterfeited these days and we GUARANTEE your satisfaction with what we sell or we will replace it free of charge.  And we have amazing customer service representatives so we actually answer your phone calls live and your emails the day we receive them.  We take extra care in our packaging to ensure your product arrives safely and discretely.  And we ship EVERYWHERE the USPS delivers via your choice of First Class Mail (1-7 days), Priority Mail (1-3 days) and even Priority Mail Express (1-2 days guaranteed).  And every shipment is fully trackable.  No other vendor offers these advantages so if we are bit more expensive it is because we are going that extra mile or two to be certain you have an excellent experience.

I am so excited to continue the review process of the thus far AMAZING Double Scorpio product line so stay tuned to us here at Poppers4U for the latest “popping” news, product descriptions and reviews.  Next up is another Double Scorpio product but I haven’t yet decided which, but likely it will be Honey.  And, I thank you for following my adventures in the testing center and beyond!

By the way, even though I don’t think I should need to say this, whatever this product smells like, DO NOT DRINK IT

 

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