Hi! It’s your dedicated and generous Warehouse Manager, Xavier Zuniga. I apologize for being absent from the testing center for a few weeks. I was a bit under the weather but I am on the rebound and expect to be in fighting trim soon.
Neal continues to allow me to dip into the Double Scorpio supplies as I resume my journey through that product line, an expensive option, but one with a very loyal fan base that keeps us headed back to the distributor for more and more product so we can continue to meet demand. A plus for you the customer is that our high turnover means that the Double Scorpio product you buy from us is the freshest it can be.
Next up in my testing schedule was Double Scorpio Emerald. This is the best individually selling Double Scorpio selection (although many folks go straight for the Double Scorpio Sample Pack with four varieties). At this point in the Double Scorpio testing process, I have high expectations so let’s hope that Double Scorpio Emerald lived up.
Again, as has been the case with all of the Double Scorpio products I have tested, Double Scorpio Emerald is a low odor product but I knew that this lack of immediate scent didn’t mean the product was old or “flat.” As has been true before with the Double Scorpio experience, there was no ramp up, rather, suddenly, like I had ridden an elevator instead of an escalator, I arrived at the most pleasant stopping point.
Double Scorpio Emerald provides an experience that is so different from the norm outside of the Double Scorpio family that I continue to think it isn’t fair to call them “poppers” at all. I’m going back to what I said when reviewing the Black about the old Delta SkyClub sign, “Spirits Elevated.” I think of Double Scorpio as “Poppers Elevated.” Personally, I am having a hard time going back to the more “regular” popper experience after testing the Double Scorpio line.
And yes, the most common complaint is true: Double Scorpio is SO expensive on your site. The reason for that is because Double Scorpio is by far the most expensive line of cleaners for us to acquire even on a wholesale level. And yes, you can buy Double Scorpio products cheaper elsewhere but you do so at your own risk. Remember, EVERYTHING can and will be counterfeited these days and we GUARANTEE your satisfaction with what we sell or we will replace it free of charge. And we have amazing customer service representatives so we actually answer your phone calls live and your emails the day we receive them. We take extra care in our packaging to ensure your product arrives safely and discretely. And we ship EVERYWHERE the USPS delivers via your choice of First Class Mail (1-7 days), Priority Mail (1-3 days) and even Priority Mail Express (1-2 days guaranteed). And every shipment is fully trackable. No other vendor offers these advantages so if we are bit more expensive it is because we are going that extra mile or two to be certain you have an excellent experience.
I am so excited to continue the review process of the thus far AMAZING Double Scorpio product line so stay tuned to us here at Poppers4U for the latest “popping” news, product descriptions and reviews. Next up is another Double Scorpio product but I haven’t yet decided which. Moving strictly alphabetically it would be the venerated GOLD product but I might skip that and save it for the very end. If the rumors are true about how fantastic it is, I don’t want to spoil myself too early.
And, I thank you for following my adventures in the testing center and beyond